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30 Dec: “I’ve been dying to pee since Stoke-on-Trent!” as I rush into a friend’s toilet in London.
1 Jan: So guys CAN cross their legs girl-style. They just don’t want to.
5 Jan: Western companies who want to cash in on the Chinese/Asian market – some will get it right and some won’t.
6 Jan: “Feels like death warmed up?” – flatmate comments on my fever.
9 Jan: ‘I was in the shower and I was thinking…’ – possible Facebook group
10 Jan: I’m never shopping in LIDL again ’cause their butter croissants are the worst!