On my recent trip to Saigon, I realised that:
• Pho in Australia tastes much better than in Vietnam
• I like the idea of living in a chaotic Third World country
• I like riding motorcycles
• I hate shopping and fear bargaining
• I like to wander around, to the extent that I forget to conserve my energy
• I am very patient when it comes to waiting for people
• I appreciate good service and will reward handsomely
• If I had a Vietnamese name, it would be Van Phuong