The Craziest Sister in the World

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The craziest sister in the world wants a divorce. She has only been married for two years, but all feelings are lost.

The craziest sister in the world is going out with racer boys. They are boys disguised as men disguised as toys.

The craziest sister in the world hangs out at Antarabangsa. Drinking by the roadside with friends from near and afar.

The craziest sister in the world is selling her marriage home. She’ll make the money, she’ll take the money, then she will be free to roam.

The craziest sister in the world is planning for Australia. To pluck some fruits, see some friends, earn money by the end of the year.

The craziest sister in the world is suing a friend. For damages of a hundred thousand, a counter attack of two hundred thousand times ten.

The craziest sister in the world will be moving out of her in-laws’. She’ll tell them she’s sorry, our marriage, it’s no longer your worry.

The craziest sister in the world has a bad back. But she lifts weights with a Malay boy named John, with six packs.

The craziest sister in the world does not like Singapore. If not for currency, the country is one bad memory, adding to her woe.

The craziest sister in the world knows assassins and hitmen. They’ll take out whoever is no longer her friend.

The craziest sister in the world is coming to Singapore next week. She has a man drive her down, and take her stuff from her husband’s house.

The craziest sister in the world is buying a condo. On the island, not the mainland, where she’ll be her own design honcho.

The craziest sister in the world has no money. But still, she finds it all so funny, to remain as someone’s honey.

The craziest sister in the world has friends from the underworld. They’re her allies, her heng tais, her posse, her identity.

The craziest sister in the world will be buying a new house. She no longer cares for a spouse, or for making any new vows.

The craziest sister in the world has credit card debts. I always knew she wasn’t human, just a cute lost cat.

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